Recent Movie Reviews


scr00g mcduc scr00g mcduc

Rated 5 / 5 stars

aahhhh haaaaaa

ahhh hahhaaaa haaaaa HAAAAAAA!!!

This is retarded in that brilliant kind of crippled child with laser wings kinda retarded. Nice work you crazy fuck.



Tricky Apotheosis Tricky Apotheosis

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You have done Sulkoma Proud!!

I had a poogasm of laughter from this, now my house is full of shit and i really dont wont to clean it up. Finally tricky clowns potential has been realise. As soon as i get the time im making the tricky game, interested in collaborating?



"Target Practice" "Target Practice"

Rated 4 / 5 stars

some times it manifests into reality...

if it were anyone else this flash would be regarded as just anothers excersize in fantasy violence as stress relief or what ever creative means. But yet this was a precursor to a violent realisation executed in reality. I felt the chill down my spine as i watched knowing the intent of the artist. The sad fact is this wont be viewed as a unique case but used as ammo in the fantasy = reality campainge the ultra conservitive and family values crusaders use to demenstrate that if you have a violent imagination youll prolly wipe out a school with semi automatics. Its a pretty fucking drastic conclusion but this case it came to life. Tourmented mind, sure...completely responible for his homicidal actions, defiantly. Fucked up stuff happens in this world. Its sad this kid went so far off the rails, manifesting into a terrible monster....i give no respect or justification to such horrific violence, this animation showed he had some talent in that skull of his. Another sad day for the human phyc, another goal for inherent destructive nature.


Recent Game Reviews


Particle Pong Particle Pong

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Imminent sarcasm...

Oh i get it, its like pong but with particles and REALLY FUCKING SLOW. Like holy fuck, how did you make this run so hideously? I'm running this on a mac book pro core 2 duo and i can count the frames. Not fun. Look nice, but unplayable.



Super Biology Adventure Super Biology Adventure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The bar is set..

best flash shooter ever made. Chunk full of charm and style too, a very decent shmup in any format. You guys have played medi calat havnt you? At least thats where i gather some insperation for the system came from ( all about suckingt energy, blowing it back with mighty destruction ). Well done Armour Games, making flash games feel less like "flash games" and more like GAMES :D



Lust For Rust Lust For Rust

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

tasty tasty rust

cute lil game, simple yet entertaining ( if only for a little while, and i am a firth fan to begin with) Noticible missin though is the salad finger theme tune ( Boards of Canada, beware the friendly starnger ) these sort of games feel ab bit lones some with out a bit of audial pleasure, especially when your expecting the elements of a recognised cartoon. I give you 2 rainbows and a rusty George Forman grill.